ranch-slut:

kewlaidbih:

a rating of all the frogs in my neighbors’ frog-themed bathroom

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very round and good! his face shows an emotion that i can’t quite describe. 10/10

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here we have an arts and crafts frog! he has a nice figure but his lack of eyes is unsettling. 6/10

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this is a truly excellent frog, he’s going places and he doesn’t care how long it takes. 12/10 for realism.

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this frog looks like he’s having a cheeky little giggle at you for being in the bathroom for so long. something about him unsettles me. 2/10

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this is the woodchime frog. he watches you smugly. i don’t like how he’s watching me, 5/10 because he’s kinda cute anyway

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i hate it. 0/10

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this fellow is perched right next to the toilet. one eye stares directly at your back, while the other looks at the wall. 6/10 good frog shape but still very unsettling

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a truly excellent pair of comrades! double frog points 20/10

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it’s Awful. -5/10

0/10 and -5/10 were my faves

(via queer-witness)

celialowenthal:
““Here’s the smell of blood still! All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh!
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One of my final few pieces from my spring thesis! This one is Macbeth in the 1940s, as if it were a film noir.
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celialowenthal:

Here’s the smell of blood still! All the perfumes of Arabia will not sweeten this little hand. Oh, oh, oh! 

One of my final few pieces from my spring thesis! This one is Macbeth in the 1940s, as if it were a film noir.